The Bachelor/Bachelorette season premieres are always my favorite nights of tv. I become way too involved believing these relationships are real despite the fact that their dates take place on exotic beaches accompanied with fireworks, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and the couples are madly in love after only knowing each other for a few months. Still, I was convinced that Emily and Jef were perfect for each other. I don’t even think Ricki is as devastated as I am. I digress. Let’s talk about what looks like the most dramatic season yet.
Sean is handsome, has a body like a God, is close with his family, loves children, and talks about how he cannot wait to get married. Perfect much? Let’s start with some superlatives:
First impression, and most likely to make it to the finale: AshLee F.
And she has one of my dream jobs, a personal organizer.
Most Normal: Desiree
And she has my other dream job, bridal stylist.
Best Eyes: Jackie
I think she’s stunning.
Best Legs (and my personal fave): Kacie B.
She was previously on Ben’s season, and is back because she has a crush on Sean. This created major tension in the house, but how can you not love her!
Biggest Hot Mess: Ashley P.
Although she left on a hilarious note, after acting out 50 Shades of Gray.
“I’m sorry Mom.”
Most Surprising Send Home: Paige
She’s cute and seems normal, and you’d think ABC would keep her around.
She’s strong and adorable and I’m rooting for her! Sean is a good guy and I hope they hit it off.
Biggest Surprise: Tierra
First time a rose has been given out before the cocktail hour! I did not like however what I saw of Tierra in the previews. Bitch?!
Most Awkward Introduction: Lindsay
She looks cute and normal, but came out of the limo wearing a wedding dress. Ok, that’s different and memorable. But then she tried to kiss Sean twice (rejected), and got so drunk my body ached with awkwardness.
Most Unlikely to Make it Through the Next Round: Brooke
Can’t wait to watch this season of The Bachelor with you!